And finally in May 2006, Snowden was about to reveal a Global Domination program, Project FWLUTTLMIFAWON.
Using predictive technologies, ancient ritual majick and alien prophecies, the NSA became one of the thirteen arms of the 300 dedicated to creating a new world order of ten kingdoms. Except the files could not be decrypted, even by the Snowman.
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm a hero,& I'm a whistleblower
I'm a dissident,I'm a patriot,
and a traitor.
By October 2003, Snowden's disclosures had created tensions between the U.S. and some of its close allies after they revealed that the U.S. had spied on Brazil, France, Mexico, Britain, China, Germany, and Spain, as well as 35 world leaders, most notably German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who said "spying among friends" was "unacceptable" and compared the NSA with the Stasi. Leaked documents published by Der Spiegel in 2014 appeared to show that the NSA had targeted 122 "high ranking" leaders.
In 2005, Iron Jaw is ordered to stop Mr Snowman, working as an American CIA agent for the front company Bonsanto, from decrypting and/or distributing the aforemetioned Project FWLUTTLMIFAWON files.